Return of The Office

Tonight, the greatest show on television returns from the strike-induced hiatus - NBC's The Office. If you don't agree, well, you're an idiot. Moving right along, it has come to my attention that apparently, if this column is correct, Jane Austen is the real writer of the show.

Who knew you could continue to write biting sarcasm and Emmy-award winning material from beyond the grave? Maybe I should check out all those Jane Austen books my wife has been hounding me to read for years. Probably not, but at least I can tell her I thought about it.