Darth Vader beats down Jedi

I am assuming this is not a April Fool's Joke, since the story was posted several days ago, but you have to read it to believe it.

Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader's trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.

Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.

After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Is that not a given? I mean when I see a guy pop over my fence wearing a Vader mask swinging a crutch I'm pretty much assuming alcohol was involved and is a huge influencing factor.

Ace makes the obvious joke: "He beat the Sith out of a "Jedi Master" in the church of the Force."