Newest Bible translation - LOLcat
For those of you who are gamers and cat
lovers, you already know what a LOLcat is. Now, the Bible is being translated into LOLcat. Very nice. Here's Job 1:6-12 from the LOLCcat Bible:
Teh ayngles wented to seez Ceiling Cat, and Saitin wented two. Ceiling Cat axt Saitin, "Wher wuz u?" Saitin saied "Oh, hai. I'z wuz in ur earth, wawking up and down uponz it." Teh Ceiling Cat sayd "Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me."
"No wai!" sed Saitin. "U just plyin favrits. If u take his cheezburgers, oar his bukkit, he no laiks u no moar."
Then teh Ceiling Cat sed "Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no hurtzing Job hissef." And then Saitin went awai.

Here is an atheist LOLcat.
Posted by: Cineaste | 11 March 2008 at 02:14 PM
Sounds like ebonics.
Posted by: Benjamin9 | 11 March 2008 at 03:50 PM
Yeah, that's Ceiling Cat, a.k.a. God.
Posted by: seeker | 11 March 2008 at 05:24 PM
Being a newbie here, may I ask, just where in hell ceiling cat came from and why? What am I missing here?
Posted by: Benjamin9 | 11 March 2008 at 05:44 PM
Ha! Seeker you know a lot more about this than I do :)
Posted by: Cineaste | 11 March 2008 at 08:25 PM
OMG! This is probably one of the funniest, not to mention geekiest, takes on the presidential election I've seen.
You encountered a McCain!
Posted by: Cineaste | 11 March 2008 at 11:17 PM
I make it my business to keep up on important new translations.
Posted by: seeker | 12 March 2008 at 12:34 AM
when i mentally fill in the things he does not say, its as if he's reading my mind ................
Posted by: Benjamin9 | 12 March 2008 at 02:38 AM
Okay, I thought the Manga Bibles were the stupidest thing I had ever seen. I had no idea we would ever get to the LOLcat Bible.
Posted by: Aaron | 12 March 2008 at 12:40 PM