Favorite Lightbulb Jokes

I love telling good, dumb jokes (no comments please).  So here are my favorite lightbulb jokes.  Feel free to chime in.

Q: How many Marketing Managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: That's a good question, what do you think?

Q: How many Software Engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.

Q: How many kids with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: Hey! Do you wanna go ride bikes?

Q: How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One.  He holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around him.

Q: How many zen buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two.  One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to not screw in the lightbulb.

Q: How many Jewish mother-in-laws does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, I'll just sit here in the dark.

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they don't believe anyone can see the light anyhow.

and my all time favorite:

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, and it's nothing to joke about.

And here's more lightbulb jokes than you can read.

Comments

[Sam]

A guy is lounging around when he hears a knock at the door. He opens it and looks down and sees a snail. The snail says, "Hey, I want to talk to you about something." The guy throws the snail out into the yard.

Three years later, the guy is lounging around, and he hears a knock at the door. He opens it and looks down and sees a snail. The snail says, "What the hell was that about?"

My favorite joke.

[seeker]

LOL. I'll post some more jokes too.